Even Rock Monsters Want My Help

•May 23, 2009 • 1 Comment

Yep, I’m still stuck up on hidden path with a horrible rock man staring me down. He’s even got little rock babies rolling around at his feet. Dude, you’re getting your kids involved in your brutal work? That’s why I’m single. I don’t want to mix offspring into my tough-as-nails job.

AAAHHH! He’s getting closer! Don’t hurt me!!

Uh oh, spotted. Don't eat me, rock monster!

Don't eat me!

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A Bad Trip Down Hidden Path

•May 20, 2009 • 5 Comments

I know I do a lot of things right, but discovering ancient hidden secrets? I didn’t know that was a part of my sprawling resume. Some troll sent me packing to find an “elemental” (whatever that is), and I accidentally stumbled across this totally hidden path! It even said so when I discovered it.

Welcome to the hidden path

This is my first official discovery

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Visiting My Old Job

•May 13, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I ran into my old boss today – Foreman Thazz’ril. Now that I’m a total hero, he doesn’t seem as intimidating as he was before. I remember he’d send some ignorant lackeys to punish me for snoozing on the job. “Walletman, you’re supposed to be collecting lumber, not slumber!” Ugh, those shrill freaks waving sticks around drove me CRAZY.

Hey, foreman. He's right behind you! Do your own work.

Hey, foreman. He's right behind you! Do your own work.

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Quest for a Shaman’s Wisdom

•May 6, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I’m pretty surprised…trolls just don’t stop asking for my help! I thought they knew about that whole “scorpid incident”. Even though they’re smelly/tall/ugly, they do supply some nice gear. Maybe I’ll help this guy here. That seems pretty charitable!

Feeling conflicted

More trolls asking for help? Am I wearing a sign or something?

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Would You Deny a Dying Wish?

•April 29, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I’ve done some dangerous things in my day. My day is still going on, you know. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I still do a lot of dangerous things. Walletman isn’t a wuss, regardless of some choices he’s made! Just look at me standing on that fire! Pretty heroic, right?

Here's me on a fire. Hardcore!

Here's me on a fire. Hardcore!

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My Personal Battle Against Ugly Monsters

•April 22, 2009 • Leave a Comment

When I got back from my trek to the north, there were a lot of shocked orcs. My news of a crazed, violent species of ugly creatures brought fear and anxiety! That’s right, I made people afraid. Obviously, I’m one intimidating guy.

Some orcs were really intimidated by my news. I’ve never seen such a display of emotion before. Dude, calm down, it’s just me, Walletman!

This guy was shocked by my news. REALLY shocked.

This guy was shocked by my news. REALLY shocked.

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A Dangerous Journey into New Lands

•April 15, 2009 • 1 Comment

I’m sick of my hometown! Not only did I spend my whole life there, but I’ve been fighting there for weeks. And you can only see so much of the same place before your heart pulls you to new adventures. I’ve heard whispers about brave orcs venturing north to fight unspeakable evils…so it’s time I put on my brave hat and went north!

I'm exploring new lands

A dangerous journey northward

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