Being a shaman is hard work! I’m pretty sure I’m up to the challenge, but I was hoping to find a way out into something even cooler than being the commander of weather itself.
After opening up a “Walletman Contest”, Luis Booth gave me details on an awesome new class I could take on: Beastrider!
I think this could work..
Continue reading ‘Beastriders – It’s A Great Idea, And Someone Should Listen’
When life gets tough, it’s a good idea to make some changes. Okay, so the changes might move you backwards but they’re still changes. And changes are good! As far as I know, you could keep changing the same thing back and forth and it’d be good each time! So yeah…I’m heading back to my hometown.
I'm heading home!
Ever want something so badly you’d consider helping sweaty trolls? I didn’t think it was possible, but dinosaurs are so so tempting. So here I am, putting myself out there to the troll community. Sort of a “hey there, let me get on your good side so I can reap the benefits” kind of thing. I’d better seek out some of the more desperate trolls…
This guy looks pretty desperate!
For all the ladies out there in Durotar who have been disappointed by the sparse dating scene, I have good news: Walletman is back!
I'm back, baby!
I was minding my own business attacking a monster, when his buddy comes up to join in the fight. Man, I don’t know what kind of crazy world this is now. Where I grew up, monsters kept to themselves and didn’t care what happened to the guy right next to them. That’s what makes them so monstrous – the lack of compassion. But now it’s dangerous to go out at night and pick a fight! Well, I can handle myself in combat…I’m not too worried.
Hey, two at once isn't fair!
After that whole rock monster hallucination, I needed some good old fashioned revenge. So I trucked my way down to the troll that sent me on that horrible journey to kick his face in. Turns out, he doesn’t even remember doing it! He looks really confused…not that I want to let him off easy for what he did to me.
This troll doesn't remember trying to trick me
Yep, I’m still stuck up on hidden path with a horrible rock man staring me down. He’s even got little rock babies rolling around at his feet. Dude, you’re getting your kids involved in your brutal work? That’s why I’m single. I don’t want to mix offspring into my tough-as-nails job.
AAAHHH! He’s getting closer! Don’t hurt me!!
Don't eat me!
I know I do a lot of things right, but discovering ancient hidden secrets? I didn’t know that was a part of my sprawling resume. Some troll sent me packing to find an “elemental” (whatever that is), and I accidentally stumbled across this totally hidden path! It even said so when I discovered it.
This is my first official discovery
I ran into my old boss today – Foreman Thazz’ril. Now that I’m a total hero, he doesn’t seem as intimidating as he was before. I remember he’d send some ignorant lackeys to punish me for snoozing on the job. “Walletman, you’re supposed to be collecting lumber, not slumber!” Ugh, those shrill freaks waving sticks around drove me CRAZY.
Hey, foreman. He's right behind you! Do your own work.
Walletman in Azeroth 